How dare Glenn use a dead sea kitty to illustrate a talking point. Where is the wacko PETA marketing team. Too busy out brainwashing children perhaps?

Need we say more?

You’ve caught your limit of tasty Sea Kitten Trout and now it’s time to clean and cook your catch. There is nothing like a stringer of trout breaded and fried to perfection. There is only one problem. As much as we all like to catch and eat fish, or even if you buy fish from the market, no one really wants that fishy oder to linger for days in your house or apartment. This is where a small air purifier comes in handy. Everyone needs an air purifier to keep the air in your living space fresh, clean & healthy. Our friends over at Small Air Purifiers can help you find just the right air purifier to get rid of fish oder, cigar smoke (you have to have a cigar after a successful Sea Kitten catch), and all the other air impurities common to most places people live.

This rumor gives new meaning to the breed of fish “Gold Fish”.  It’s been reported that certain types of bottom feeding fish in Alaska have been found to have gold dust and small gold nuggets in their stomachs. This is a new concern for you…PETA. Just think of the gold rush to catch bottom feeding Sea Kitties just to extract their gold.  Quick everyone, stock up on gold prospecting tools over at the Gold Fever Store before supplies are depleted by this new Sea Kitten gold rush. Actually to catch Gold Eating Fish you will need fishing supplies as well over at Go Fish Finder. Now if I can just find a Gold Fish Metal Detector that would be sweet.

PETA wants you to view fish as sea kittens. Cute cuddly little creatures that we should never eat. People at PETA..have you ever really spent any time at all researching fish? I think not. Fish can be ferocious predators themselves and most are certainly not cuddly little animals as your cartoon fish portrays. Of course we know you are marketing to children and adults with the comprehension and intelligence of children. It’s outrageous to see the extent that PETA will go to scare people away from fishing. What will the PETA imbeciles think of next?
Hey Mike, over at mikehandback.com, thanks for finding this image of a PETA Sea Shark.

PETA says, “Would people think twice about ordering fish sticks if they were called sea kitten sticks? Learn more about our ingenious campaign to save fish by changing their names”.

Here is Punxsutawney Phil clearly being abused by his handler. Look at the terror in his eyes. Give me a break!

This fat cat groundhog has it made and he knows it. Farmers kill these critters as rodents that destroy their fields. Heck I used to get paid by farmers to shoot them when I was a kid. Phil is much safer right where he is. The loony tunes at PETA once again make fools of themselves. First it’s fish, now robotic groundhogs. What’s next?

htpp:/roboticgroundhogs.com

PETA has a good idea. That has to be one of the scariest things to read and it’s an oxymoron.

PETA wants the organizers of Pennsylvania’s Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic groundhog. Clearly this is a publicity stunt, but one never knows for sure when the idiots at PETA make proclamations like this. They didn’t bother to create a “dress up your groundhog” site for kids so they must not be that serious. Since their marketing is heavily targeted to children and young naive adults, this is nothing more than an attempt to get a little media attention. Unfortunately it works to some extent. The only problem is they look like such fools now and any good ideas they may have are buried under their hypocrisy, distortions, lies and outright idiocy.

Gemma Vaughan,  Animals in Entertainment specialist for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said in a letter to organizers of the annual spectacle in Punxsutawney, PA, that  groundhogs, which are normally shy and spend much of their time in burrows, ”become stressed when they are exposed to large, screaming crowds; flashing lights from perhaps hundreds of cameras; and human handling.”

Vaughan suggests using “animatronic animals” instead.

Vaughan the Ground Hog Whisperer has spoken. What an idiot.

Rumor has it that the terrorist group behind this season of 24 is PETA. It appears they are providing the funding and some of the PETA crime bosses are directly involved. They may have even been involved as early as season 6.

The PETA terrorists will have no place to hide once Jack Bauer is on their trail. I can see him now breaking fingers and gouging eyes forcing the PETA executives to admit they hired no talent advertising and marketing employees and that fish ARE NOT Sea Kittens. Stay tuned on 24season6.com

My mind is spinning here. If they can make coffee from beans extracted from Civit Cats poo in Australia, why not a special blend of PETA Sea Kitten Poo Coffee? I’ll have to let the folks know at coffeehousesite.com that they may need to add a new flavor to their exotic coffee list. Kopi Luwak coffee beans sell for about $450.00 per pound. Peta Sea Kitten Poo Coffee could easily make as much depending on the Sea Kitten Species. We harvest fish eggs as caviar so why not whole coffee beans that have passed through the digestive tract of cute little sea kittens? Organic exotic coffee lovers will love it!